For those Scrubs fans out there, here is a clip from the upcoming musical episode!!!! Funniest thing EVER. 


Guy Love

The saddest thing about this comic is that it's so damn TRUE. How many times was I in an amazing place in Europe and thinking "I can't WAIT to find a computer!"

http://xkcd.com/c77.html

So! Let's see. I got a pretty solid B on my Japanese history paper on The Tale of Genji, and the points she did take off seemed to be because I made Turabian style mistakes (which I don't think is all that fair, but hey). So that makes my grades in that class a B on my midterm, an A on my presentation, and a B on my paper, so that sets me up as not too bad for this final. The final itself? Didnt' go too bad at all for something I didnt' study for! I'm not saying I did great, but I think I'll pull through the class just fine. I hope. XD 

Tonight: work on how in HELL I'm going to present on my research paper for a whole frekkin' 15 minutes tomorrow. Not only is my paper utter CRAP, but I'm also terrified of giving presentations. Hurray.

This makes me remember all the things LOST has forgotten to explain on the show. I feel like someone should sent the article to the LOST producers to remind them.
IGN's Top 50 Lost Loose Ends

 This conversation was spurned on by THIS PICTURE of a child who locked herself in a cage at a dog kennel. Which the more I look at it, the more it makes me laugh.  The look on the kids face, clasping the bars of the cage so unconcerned!!!! Oh my god, it cracks me up. People need to watch their kids.

AvalonAuggie: I can't stop looking at that kid-in-cage picture.
Endril Lei: WASN'T THAT THE BEST?!
AvalonAuggie: she's got a snotty nose! and JAM ON HER HANDS!
Endril Lei: HAHAHAHAHAH
Endril Lei: Oh luke
Endril Lei: I am gonna send the pic to Alison XD
AvalonAuggie: it's TRUE though! where the hell does the jam COME from?
AvalonAuggie: YES DO IT.
Endril Lei: I don't KNOW!! IT SEEPS OUT OF THEIR PORES!
AvalonAuggie: EW!
Endril Lei: hahaha
AvalonAuggie: they just run around putting things in their mouths and spreading disease!
Endril Lei: DISEASE! THEY SPREAD THE PLAGUE!
AvalonAuggie: THEY ARE HARBINGERS OF DEATH!
Endril Lei: THE HORSECHILDREN OF DEATH!
AvalonAuggie: AND THEN THEY GROW UP A LITTLE AND START TALKING AND CAUSING CHAOS AT SUPERMARKETS, KNOCKING SHIT OVER AND BEING OBNOXIOUS! BECAUSE THEIR GODDAMN PARENTS ARE TOO IDIOTIC TO RAISE THEIR SPAWN TO BE PROPER PEOPLE.
AvalonAuggie: THEY SHOULD JUST GROW BABIES IN BOTTLES.
Endril Lei: TODDLERS OF DEATH!
AvalonAuggie: KILL THEM ALL!
Endril Lei: THEY'RE IN UR LIFE, PUTTING UR SHIT IN THEIR MOUTH!
Endril Lei: SPREADING UR DISEASE!
AvalonAuggie: oh fuck man, that needs to be an icon.

Absolutely hillarious 'article' thanks to my mother. I dunno where it comes from other than that:



(  'I feel sorry for American liberals, but the Canadian economy just can't support them,' an Ottawa resident said. 'How many art-history majors does one country need?' )

Cut myself attempting to shave in the dorm showers tonight with a razor that was obviously dull... as I've been working out of late and like the ability to wear shorts without all the pretty skinny blonde girls staring at my hairy legs. I can't remember the last time I cut myself badly shaving... brought back weird memories of being 12 and still getting the hang of the whole thing where I seriously would take huge chunks out of my legs. I think I was 12... maybe 11. It's weird, I can barely remember that part of my life: weird what was such a huge deal to a pre-teen girl, I remember that much. And it just becomes such a part of your life that you don't think twice about it anymore. I remember getting my ears pierced for the first time, much later than most of my other friends because I was terrified of needles. Man, but I must have sucked ass at shaving my legs back then or been have horrid motor skills because it sure took me a logn time not to completely cut my legs to pieces. And this got way off topic. Why is it when I'm procrastinating I go into stream of consciousness?

I have accomplished working out, ruining the entire session by eating right afterwards, and procrastinating by watching the Brokeback Mountain trailer two or three times. And also playing with the "Victorian Sex Cry Generator" that nobleplatypus sent my way and is completely and utterly addicting and hillarious. XD

*How you have served me! I am ruin'd. Now, dress quickly, before the Count returns!
*Redouble the active energy of your thrusts, lest I die from my own inflamed appetites!
*Your lascivious touches have lighted up a new fire that wanton'd through all my veins!
*Quickly, my love! These bonds excite me to a fever's pitch but I fear me that the Lady will soon be wanting her petticoats back!
*Please sir, I beg you! Ease back your attack so that I may compose myself to compass the admission of that stupendous head of your machine!
*Strike me sharply Emil, afore I think you effeminate!
*You darling, darling! You wield that cane as if to the manor born!
http://www.hootisland.com/stuff/victorian.html

and now if I don't get my ass moving on all the work I have to do, I will be up all night again. I was really working until I just couldn't look at another Anna KArenina paper to peer-edit without screaming. Well, I was fairly sure that I was going to be up all night anyway. Now to articles for history.

hahahahaha.
http://www.youtube.com/watch.php?v=Lb6eAnp0Yec

also, I can't stop listening to Rufus WAinwright's new song from Brokeback Mountain.
http://www.gay.com/video/article.html?id=710&navpath=/channels/entertainment/

...and I'm not very successful in studying for my scary midterm tomorrow *cries* Help!

The horrible stomach ache I woke up with that had me wondering if I was coming down with the Flu turned out to just be really bad cramps. After staying up all night tryinhg to complete my Survey of Modern Europe midterm (Stupid midterms!!! You're not supposed to drag on for three weeks! Soon enough ti will be time for finals and we'll STILL BE TAKING MIDTERMS!), I totally crashed in a haze of Aleve, which I am planning to do again once Allison gets picked up this afternoon because Queer Theory was CANCELLED (hell yeah!). Also, my Medieval Literature midterm is Wednesday and I'm freaking the FUCK out about it because that's a damn lot of medieval texts in old English that we're goign to have to recognise on cue and be able to identify. I mean, I'm reallllly freaking out about it. So tonight I have my summentary for Survey of Modern Europe plus I need to get my ass moving on re-reading all these Medieval texts. Blarg, also I need to e-mail my Constitutional Government professor to see if I passed his stupid ass class so I can graduate from college.

I'm getting antsy about my study abroad crap. I turned in my application late last week (Thursday or Friday, I can't remember), but they haven't sent it off because only one of my three reccomendations were in. Which is NOT good because I'm assuming the programme office has to recieve the application by November 1st, not the Truman study abroad office. So I sent the Truman office and e-mail askign how worried I should be about this getting in on time, and also e-mails to my professors about the reccomendations themselves. One wrote me back right away saying she would drop it off this afternoon, but my Queer Theory professor has dissapeared off the face of the planet. Blarg, I really hope this works out... I will continue to check my e-mail like a fiend until I hear back from someone.

And now I might go against Allison's suggestion to wait until the picking-her-up stuff has blown over to go lie down, even instead of a possible fun excersion to Wal*Mart with Ash, because cramps... not so much fun. And sleep really is fun. I do, however, need some more Soup at Hands, I go through that stuff like... erm... insert metaphor here, probably something to do with hot guys or Rufus or slash. Wow. Brain is BROKEN hard-core. This calls for snuggling deep under my covers.

also, I can't get this damn song out of my head.
http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/46954/

http://www.britbitsandclips.com/video/HPComicRelief.zip
This is a pretty awesome Harry Potter parody, I love that Jeremy irons is Snape and that they're just making fun of the entire things. And random Lord of the Rings and British pop culture jokes. XD Thanks mom!

I only had one class today, so after buying a ticket to CAKE and having lunch with Ash and Allison (who we are now calling "Lennon" after watching HELP! too many times) and nursing Greg, I took it easy writing some fanfic and drinking orange juice in a last attempt to fight this cold (which seems to be going away! hurrah! Maybe itw as just lack of sleep after all!). Then the girls and I dyed Ash's hair red tonight and sat around listening to music, ad it was just a general lovely friday night. I'd go into more detail, but I'm pretty sleep and not in the mood to write everything out! I'm definitely going to sleep in tomorrow and take advantage of the weekend! Whooot!

And because everyone needs a break from last-minute breaks at Collegehumor.com paper-writing no matter how stressed:


http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/1603005/
...what did the British army THINK was going to happen when they gave soldiers LSD? honestly! XD

http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/248334/
Why theater students should be allowed to roam free in lectures.

I was gonna do an update about OMG finals are killing me!, but I'm tired and about to go to bed. ~_^ But I had to post this link that is possilby the MOST HILLARIOUS THING I'VE EVER SEEN. XD Surprisingly the kids can actually dance!!! Can't figure out why Harry Potter is being interpreted through 80's dance music but... TOO FUNNY. I was laughing so hard that I was afraid I was going to wake Alison up. XD
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5409947201428088801&q=harry+potter

oh Prague, always good for something. XD
http://www.davidcerny.cz/EN/piss.html

( Looking at the stars!!!! I love stars! )